Fool's Day Gather 202x here we come...
Because it's been like 5 years and I still don't have all the art or colored all the lines I do have I wanna try and at least get the old toyhouse links off toyhouse and back home.
Please note that some of the names or concepts that these dragons are based on might be offensive to someone somewhere.
That is the entire point,
as it was with the original Abandoning, the Naughty Clutch, and any subsequent gag-gift clutches.
It's not intended to hurt or imply anything about the real people behind the dragons or their art.
Throwing this to the masses 3.25.26 Announced on Discord || 4.26.26 initial choices and links available check for them on each page!
Please feel free to peruse the offerings so far available. They aren't all yet done, but when those clutches are finished we'll have a round two. If Indy, Mystic, Trix, or Bug wish to claim (Trix has a couple claimed and I have assigned something to Mystic) any of the ones they've done please speak up; Zek has claimed a couple here and there.
They don't necessarily need bonds, they can usually bond to groups, locations, or individuals or just go it alone in some cases since their parentage is varied. Please consult the individual pages linked here since there is a COLLECTED IMAGE for each of the nests. Yes they will be going out *as adults* but if they 'need' a bond at hatching, time is timey wimey.
This event happens physically 'at the Rookery' but is hosted by and temporarily embedded into the Healing Den. Meaning: the Den has descended like it did in the past, and settled into the countryside looking like an additional rugged hill - its Parking Lot is literally part of the Black Mesa scrub desert at the Area 8 Topside Dormatories with a tram that goes both into the Black Mesa Rookery facilty and ... somehow, into the depths of the Healing Den's hatching area. Since most of the parentage are local to the Rookery but they 'lacked adequate hatching space' (no, that is a bold lie, Keenan and Paxton didn't want this mess directly in their facility they're not idiots) the Den's main hatching cavern is in use as it had been many times before. Each clutch might have its own temporarily-shaped walls or segments away from the others. Those things aren't really as important as the fact that you, yes you, can view them from above on a monorail tram car. There are snack bars in the Rookery but there's also a massive dining hall in the Den so take your pick, if you want to hang out. Fun fact: the Black Mesa facility and the Healing Den are just about the same size. Both also have highly restricted areas. Image below is looking south from the Collection Plate with the Den sitting there on the left with about half of it underground, and the Mesa on the right, and a feature creep from somewhere on Pandora between. The parking lot is between the far face of the Den and the visible Rookery. No I am not gonna put all that effort into this image.
Also, Mystic made these adorable Pokeflits so by all means yoink a couple of them for your friends, link to Tris-Hath
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Some rules just to keep it formal:
**Open Until It's All Gone; phase 2 will happen when it happens and probably will overlap at some point if there are stragglers.
**There is currently an approximate limit of one-from-each-clutch until I know how many people will be wanting them, but it's likely that it will be more.
**Unless you have a page ready, I will not 'just choose for you', list your preferences in order of desired results please.
**If multiple people want to try for the same dragon I'll wait for pages to go up, page up = priority in that case, then we can duke it out, but please also have a backup selected in that case.
**After they're handed out and when they go up, please link back to the main gather page here, and if provided, the specific dragons as parents.
Form?
-- Your Discord Name
-- Clutch / choice 1, 2, 3 (duplicate for any different clutches as needed)
-- If you have a location or bond prepared, link them please and be specific about which dragon it is for
Either send form to Zekiran in a private message or on the thread in the discord :)
"JOCKS, BAES, AND GENDER NONCONFORMING" meme dragons.
They vary tremendously from truly offensive to mildly hilarious.
Notably: both of the parents are approximately furious that none of their children follow their name conventions, so they may *add* names to each of their offspring that follow the na/ee ee/na and Vortigese name basics. That will mean I have to *figure those names out*. (this was stupidly fun) Some of these are "only as pairs".
**INDYANA has graciously volunteered for the art on this nest!** 4.5.21 inks finished, Shard's working on colors now 4.20.21 COLORS DONE!!
Dam - Banityna
Sire - Livoyee
Bromanth +
Nohomoth
Galpalth (trix)
Fleekth +
Ratcheth
Enbeeth
Handlebarth
Lolitath
Kinktomatoth
Himboth + Baeth
Sizematterth
These Fools are representing the Drinks and maybe a little Drugs nest of the Fools Hatching. Everyone loves libations, right? Sometimes a little too much.
DRAGON LINEART DONE BY TRIX
Dam - Bubbles
Sire - Silo
Aficionadoth
Beerth
Bubblyth
Daydrunkth
Hipsterth
Lagerth
Meth
Microbrewth
Microdotth
Pabsth
Psychedelith
Quarantinith
Stouth (zek's)
This moody pair in the Fools Gather are responsible for the writing and recording aspect of the Nexus. How much each of the Nexus artists and writers contributed is fondly remembered, or... maybe cringy as hell.
(hoping for JurroRath lines)
** this does kind of cross over with the Memes but these are the more or less 'dragon shapes can pull this off' nest where that one requires Viagrath's upright bipedal shape
Dam - Gozulath
Sire - Goth (original Fools, rebonded)
Archiveth
Cringeth
Moonmoonth
Nopeth
Nostalgiath
OKBoomerth
Recollecth
Recoverath
Thirtyfourth
Thisisfineth
Wellactulyth
This pair is super large and super in charge, and tearing up the dance floor. While Discodanth does not have parentage, Inaras absolutely does.
They are in charge of the Dancefloor of Memes. Though technically their children should have the last name "Thain" it's acceptable to leave it off, though since their dad is traditional Pernese they'll all have -TH endings anyway. Their offspring will be plentiful and silly.
MYSTIC is handling this nest's lines! (not all done/available)
Dam - Inaras Thain
Sire - Discodanth
Coffindanth (zek's)
Cancanth (trix, from vegas, linked there now)
-Flosseth
-Numanumath
-Dabth
-Leekspinth
-Tangoth
-Twerkth
-Carmeldanseth
Naenaeth
Shaketh
Gangnamthe last to hatch......
Ahh the wonderful smells of food coming from the kitchens - and it's no wonder... Marshmallow and Slobber aren't really going to stay together but they do make beautiful food! (Also Destiny says ACAB but hey Odin is retired and he's pretty cool for a former detective. He's also around her age. hm. hmmm.)
Food based puns and memes, More as we think of them? Something gordon ramsey would do? :D I mean, Shitsammichth isn't ... well this IS the fools day.
>>> MYSTIC IS LINING a couple 5.1.21; not all done (not colored yet either)
Dam - Marshmallow
Sire - Slobber
-Sliceth and Diceth (should probably come as a team/twins)
-Thiccath (who will definitely take after mom)
-Koolaidth
Chocolaterainth
Sammichith
Snackith
The Digital Dumbassery clutch
High tech dragons that love games, pop culture, and memes themselves. While Sonyth was abandoned he certainly has enjoyed his stay at the Healing Den and probably started doing their IT. This pair very likely met before, because once she does get a hold of an internet connection she absolutely ruined Sonyth's kill streak in Cawwadoody.
Offspring from this pair will be small, bipedal with hath-like arm wings added and many, many options vary; all are at least twin eggs
Though this clutch IS technically 'full' there are many more possibly available if I get in gear for it
Dam - Rathegengeth
Sire - Sonyth (HD Abandoned, repaged)
4Chanth
Dee-elceeyth + Ee-ayyth + Microtranactionth (death court)
Get-rekth
Gif-jifth
Git-gudth
Haxxorth
Jenkinth
Leeroyth
n00bith
Reddith
Ripflashth
Tiktokth
Vineth
What Happens In Vegas Stays Somewhere Inappropriate!
Most in your face and many other places, this vain pair will be producing the ... naughtiest of the fools gather dragons. After all, living in New Vegas has given VEGAS BABY! the best, worst ideas... Sareuz, while a lot more sedate, is certainly the preeny-floofy one looking to prove his worth. As an angora Drak his babies with this Pyrrhan dragoness might need to be genetically engineered for compatibility but that's not a problem around the Rookery. Notably too, Pyrrhan dragons like Vegas don't typically have so many eggs at once, so a lot of these will be twins from eggs that have been modified. They can have markings that go off the charts because of Vegas' coloration genes.
Their naughty named descendants are lined by TRIX and colored by Zekiran
Dam - VEGAS, BABY!
Sire - Sareuz
Badonkadonkith (trix's)
Bazongath
Blingth
Bootycallth
Dinguth
Donguth
Gazongath
Hooterth
Pearlnecklath
Pinguth
Shibarith
Wongith and Wangith
and Weenith
Viagrath has been standing around at the Healing Den for nearly 2 decades now, waiting for the right girl to actually settle down with but he's absolutely not settling down with either of these. I mean, he hardly can keep up with them. However, he does make for good Daddy material, maybe Sugar Daddy material. He and these two have been spliced together in the lab, using generous amounts of all three of their biology to work into some unusual dragons.
They provide the Gather with the annoying social memes from the last 20 years.
** BUG was tackling this group but did not get to them so Some might get moved over to the Written memes, maybe? if they're genderific; if not I may also be putting several lines together for future use -- Mainly going to be bipedal
Sire - Viagrath (Naughty, never bonded, now paged/bonded)
Karenth and Kellyth
Chadth and Brosepth
Dresth and Dressth
one is blue/black, the other is gold/white, they are twins and they will argue every single moment of their lives
Imoletchufinith and Buttfirth
Homeopath,
Foundtheveganth
Antivaxth
Pearclutchith (as opposed to their counterpart pearlnecklath...)
Pyromaniath (girl house fire you do the math)
This is an extended pair, pulling Yanna's catlike features and taking them to an extreme... With a cat-deer-holiday-dragon partner. They cover all the cat-memes.
BUG FINISHED these because furry :)
Dam - Yanna
Sire - Berza Houtalli
Awienth
Basementcath
Ceilingcath
Cheezburgerth
Ifitsth
Isitsth
Keyboardth (trix)
Longcath
Loopth
Nyanth
Saladcath