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Name: Woodstock Desiato Beeblebrox-Beeblebrox "Woodie" or "Woody" Gender: Female Age/DOB: 240 currently / GSY 3991/7 Origin/Species: Betelgeuse 3/Desertsun / Betelgeusean Family: unclear, is definitely part of the Beeblebrox line genetically, and is a semi-cousin of Zaphod, though what that means? Other: Definitely has kids, but who they are sired by or where they are now is up in the air Height: 6'4" Build: solid, curvy, more so with time Hair: Chameleon - brown, blond, green, rusty orange, bicolored, streaked or tipped, it just depends on her mood apparently and can be consciously altered with concentration; fluffy and flyaway, often held back by a bandana or in a tail, but also it can change density and curl level Eyes: orange-tinted brown, quite large iris; note replacement and / or eyepatch after injury, though it's entirely possible she's had it completely regrown by this point since no one sees her with the eyepatch any more (the image to the right is 'current') Appearance: Chameleon, though limited to mainly 'humanoid skin tones' from the pale yellowish-beige shown to the right, brown and tan, to deep violet-red, rusty orange, or even slightly greenish just depends on where you need her to be inconspicuous even with the limbs; Yes she has four naturally-born arms with humanoid-like 5 fingered hands, these cannot be removed or hidden so she just rolls with it Enhancements or Augmentations: It's possible that her left eye is a replacement; when she had an eye patch it served as a data stream, recording unit, and warning system so all of those are probably placed in a natural-looking or regrown cybernetic eye |
Image Credits: all from Lethe |
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| Genetic Abilities: A genetic 'collection' or collector, actually, she can successfully breed with virtually any similarly configured being; has a very long expected lifespan, once thought to be fairly normal at 250 she's definitely not anywhere close to elderly, and with her ship moving improbably around so much, she's likely to be immortal from it | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Skills or Profession: Galactic / Dimensional Hitch Hiking Explorer, Scientific Expeditions, Musician, occasional Model and Spokesperson, Researcher for the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, has had a vast array of short term jobs from reciptionist to roadie, thief, hooker, even instructor at CHS... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Personality: mostly happy-go-lucky, and is particularly lucky when she's fiddling with numbers on her navicomp, enjoying new places to explore though she's not above being afraid to set foot on some worlds | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Events or History: (( from bbl-framewdb.htm )) Woodstock Desiato Beeblebrox-Beeblebrox, a 240 year old hitch-hiking expert. This native of Betelgeuse 3 has always had a love of travel and images. Born GSY 3991/7 on Betelgeuse 3/Desertsun Sector 65-23 GSY 4002-4009 Educated at Carramba High School (from elementary up through senior, graduating in 1985 their time) on a Nexus Earth called Twoarth - perhaps from her experiences here she developed her soft spot for humans
GSY 4012 Modeling for BodyForum Textiles gets her coverage in several major intergalactic magazines, and starts her career with photography/live performance
GSY 4017 Receptionist at AlterEgo Shops Inc, also does personality creation and works directly with brain-artist Paval Ruokilan GSY 4018 Earned Starship Pilot Licence, shortly learned how to 'hotwire' starships that she didn't actually have the keys to fly, spends 2 weeks in a minimum security jail for grand theft starship GSY 4022 Picked up by Zoom2000 in a hitch hiking incident, managed to save the ship from Vogon fleet nearby GSY 4026 Employed by Zoom2000 at MegaDoDo Publications for first run on Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy
GSY 4033 Given command of GSS Suicidal Insanity for research purposes GSY 4034 While on research tour, Woodstock covers a Disaster Area concert and becomes a temporary roadie and backup musician GSY 4035 Woodstock marries Hotblack Desiato as a publicity stunt, subsequently divorcing him six years later and retaining a 'massive' royalty/alimony contract GSY 4037 GSS Suicidal Insanity is 'refitted' for Disaster Area tour support crew and groupie-quarters GSY 4039 All-Girl-Alien rock band Firebird Fox is formed with Woodstock playing double-neck guitar, with friends Zara Beeblebrox (no relation) on bass, Bree Tara-Nosheen with vocals, Blue Moon on keyboards, and Coelestaad on drums GSY 4050 GSS Suicidal Insanity destroyed in an inexplicable accident involving a time machine, a stack of Oreo Cookies, and an 8-track tape recording of Firebird Fox's live concert on Amneo 6 GSY 4054 Firebird Fox goes on indefinite hiatus with the hopes that they will reunite at a later date. Unlike many other bands, they actually do mean to come back together GSY 4055 Semi-cousin Zaphod Beeblebrox is 'elected' Galactic President, and assigns Woodstock a place on his cabinet. The Liquor Cabinet, that is GSY 4057-4063 Woodstock tours Zarniwoop's very clever Artificial Universe, doing research on Earth and the like until the universe is shut down. Woodstock is responsible for bringing the last known Artificial Earthlings (Arthur and Trillian) to the 'real' universe
GSY 4066-4089 Hitch hiking across the galaxy and doing extensive research for MegaDoDo again - many of the locales which Caledrus is piloted to were first discovered on these journeys GSY 4095-4099 Firebird Fox gets back together for their long-awaited reunion tour. The tour is a smash success, and includes a number of Lintilla clones as backup vocalists and groupie-controllers
GSY 4099 For Woodstock's 100th birthday, she marries her semi-cousin Zaphod in Space Vegas, thought to be another publicity stunt - however her second namesake (the 2nd Beeblebrox to her name) has remained, and it is unclear if they take their 'marriage' more seriously than they ever took any other part of their relationships (hint: they do not, it is very much a platonic relationship)(she keeps track of where he's been though, someone has to) GSY 4104 Woodstock wins the Galactic "Ahh-A-Thon", a massage and physical therapy competition held once in a decade. Her four arms are quite talented obviously! *swapped w/next entry because doesn't make sense* GSY 4108 On a Firebird Fox tour promoting their new album "Flash in the BrainPan", Woodstock and four of their Lintillas are injured in an accident. This accident costs Woodstock one of her eyes, and a painful scar on her arm prevents her from completing the tour. The album sells better than Disaster Area's current release, and there is talk of a scandal between record labels GSY 4113-4136 Woodstock is back at the job she enjoys more than anything, studying uncontacted life forms in their native environments. Her camoflage skin coloration (all images showing her with strange skin or hair colors are true-color, no dyes or costumes were used) and her very clever use of clothing makes it easy for her to blend in with even the most suspicious natives
GSY 4138 Due to Woodstock's extensive research, she locates a race of people who are introduced to the Vogons to soothe their wild tendancies. At first leery of such a massive 'species intervention', soon it is learned that the people of Woolbat 5 have not only a vast tolerance for pain, but also the worst sense of poetic beat in recorded galactic history - and therefore find Vogon poetry to be fantastic. For the first time in millennia, the galaxy is in relative peace GSY 4142-4166 For some reason, Woodstock is made interstellar Prison Warden. Zarniwoop's influence on the system probably gained her this position - which she took seriously for a while, and then like all good Wardens began to exploit her prisoners as well as their planets GSY 4167-4170 Woodstock is incarcerated in the same system which she had control over before. Fortunately, the many ins and outs of every prison building and planet were known to her at that time, and she quickly escaped - laying blame on several unpleasant people for 'her' actions and framing them for the abuses which ... well, she was rightfully responsible for. I never said she was a goody-goody... GSY 4172 Woodstock finds a company which is able to manufacture her custom starship, listing a number of needs and climate-controlled areas within it. The massive ship called Caledrus is finished 10 years later. Finally, a use for that insane amount of money that she's had from Desiato's bank account! GSY 4177 While waiting for the massive ship to be built, Woodstock reunites Firebird Fox one more time and does a tour with other space-bands. Several members of the band opt to be frozen in hypersleep capsules or cloned just in case the band needs to form up in the future
GSY 4183 Caledrus is officially launched and ready for research. This vessel is detailed elsewhere, but its purpose is to pick up and aid all hitch hikers it possibly can, research uncontacted worlds, and generally to party till the heart of the universe explodes GSY 4185- to the present Caledrus, under Woodstock's command, has collected all the data shown on this site, plus an inordinate amount more which is shared on a need-to-know basis. Tours are regularly scheduled, and Woodstock takes great pride in leading many of them herself |
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Woodstock followed Stivr'wynn, Beaut and the new hydra Taerih around with a bit of worry. Zulda was also somewhat concerned - they were apt to destroy her greenery while they were tromping around. When the single headed hatchling started getting little 'buds' on her shoulders, Woodstock asked Inga what it meant. "Of course," several of her many heads replied, "she is growing her adult heads. She will have a good number of them. Are you worried?" "No, no," she said distractedly, and even Inga knew she was lying. "What about General Madness' hydra? He has begun growing his own batch of new heads. I remember mine coming in, it was itchy..." "Well it's okay to be itchy, it's not okay to suddenly develop homicidal urges," Woodstock said. "And since both of them are a bit... touched... I think we need to keep a close eye on them. All of them." So they did, though while there were indeed some mishaps, it was no greater than any other time in Caledrus. But while they were still docked at Star City and near the Abstract Destiny where these odd hatchings were taking place, Woodstock made a foray into the space station to get supplies, and maybe some advice. What she found was something far more useful. The cyborbot shop. Since she didn't trust the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as far as she could throw it (let's face it, no one did), Woodstock decided that a different set of droids could help out much better than their current methods. Woodstock entered and asked to see the proprietor, and the Mantismorph Archemedes came to greet her. She understood all the clicks and ticks and hypersonic noises that he made as language, that Babel fish implant was obviously of use here. "I need to get something... that will follow, report and return to me, without being all that worried about what it's doing." Archemedes attempted to get the canine units ready but Woodstock shook her head, "no, I think something much less lifelike. One of those maybe," she pointed at the spherical assistant that hovered nearby, "but maybe in green." She listed off a number of sensors and emergency items which the 'bot needed, all of which would easily fit on board its cargo chamber and be manipulated by its servo arms. When it came time to decide what level of AI it should carry, she examined the options. "A class-B, please. I don't want something so self-sufficient that it thinks it can do the job of handling these ... people... by itself, no wandering off." As an afterthought, "nor something that'll be driven bat-shit mad by the subjects either... It'll have to be able to second-guess Stivr' but not let him lead it on a wild chase." Essentially, a spybot which would report regularly to Woodstock's security detail, not be particularly invisible to anyone (why would it need to be?) that wouldn't slack off on the job. There was really no way that she could successfully make Archemedes understand *why* the need for such a thing, but he seemed more than happy to comply. Once finished, the 'bot would hover around slightly behind Stivr'wynn and his quarry. *** Which oddly enough, proved to be a great idea. Because now? Every time that Stivr'wynn would start talking to 'himself' he'd actually have a camera there watching him to do it. And more than that: it could broadcast. The show was a hit, of course, when they started broadcasting on the Caledrus. At any given time of day, at any public video unit, a password could be entered to view the current goings on with Stivr', Beaut and Taerih. Whether they be stalking through the hallways on their way to a meeting (an outing) with Axarr and her own troupe, crashing through the jungle-like gardens, or even off-world exploring a place for the first time. The viewership came and went consistantly, enough to actually provide some income to the large outpost ship, by selling off timeshares to galactic broadcasting units...
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