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This is where your basic information will go - whether your Teen is a human, or alien, or perhaps something between. Their gender and whether they're "a nut" or not also goes here. First choose or roll TYPE, then GENDER, then if the Teen is a NUT or NOT. See below for instructions! |
Roll or Choose your TYPE! | |
1-3 Human | That should be you as you are right now. Duh. If playing a person from Carramba's Twoarth, you may feel free to exchange a Fur instead, though they appear as a Near Human, they are entirely acceptable as Human from Twoarth. |
4-5 Near Human | Just like us (bipedal, arms, legs, head with features), only with something slightly different about
them: Ears, skin color, little horns, a small tail or fur, angelic or demonc wings. (Spock from Star Trek is a Near Human.) |
6 Not Very Near Human |
Recognizable as a sentient but absolutely not calling themselves 'Human'. With limbs that people understand (tentacles, arms, legs, even too many of them are okay) and one or more head. Some can kind of pass as human, if they're seen in a trenchcoat in a dark alley, with fog, maybe. Most demi-humans such as centaur types, demonic things, talking dragons and the like are considered 'Not Very Near Humans'. |
7 Real Weirdie | Anything Goes. Amorphous blobs, intelligent shades of the color blue, mathmatical constructs, Things That Should Not Be, that kind of thing. Cthulhu's relative who teaches here, El'bis, is a Real Weirdie - sure he has what appears to be a 'face' but that's definitely not his only face... |
8 Other |
Half-breeds, shapeshifters who are human part of the time, ghosts of any kind, undetermined other kinds of things that could mix and match. For example, one of our instructors, Boreah, is a human emulating hologram, meaning she's technically a mathmatical construct (a RW), but because she is visible only as a 'human person', walks and talks (and dances) like a Human, we qualify her as 'other'. (The hologram doctor from Star Trek Voyager, a 'hard light' being, is 'other'.) |
Carramba High is an all-opportunity
high school. We take students from ANY situation, be it earthly poverty
or galactic kingship, and every student is treated just like every other
student. With respect. It is expected that all the students respect their
fellows, as well as the staff and teachers of the school. Racism, sexism
and gene-bias is not tolerated in any form, so please when arriving to Carramba
High, leave any attitude you have at home. Expect to be side by side with
aliens, superheroes and gods, as well as your elementary school sweetheart.
We hope that your experience will be one youll value and take with
your forever. |
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Roll or Choose your GENDER! | |
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Gender |
1-2 | Male |
3-4 | Female |
5 | "It" (Ungendered may include sentient computer programs/robots, species which undergo a determined change at a later point in their life cycle, or creatures which do not reproduce sexually and don't emulate one or the other.) |
6 | Undetermined, Changes, ? ("Morrisey!"*) |
Sex and the Single Alien - At Carramba High School, sex is taken quite seriously. Night school classes for adults 18+ only are available in Tantric Sex, Erotic Massage, Exotic Dancing, and more. In the world of Carramba High, it is assumed that most kids at least want to experiment with sex, and they are taught at an early age to respect themselves and others, particularly when it comes to choosing a partner. Since half the planet is 'furry' they're a lot less hung-up on the issues that have plagued Humanity in real life. There is considerably less sexism and homophobia in this world, but that is not to say that those things do not exist. Extensive education about disease and pregnancy prevention is also taught early on. While it is acceptable for parents to decide whether their child participates or not, it is automatically assumed they will, thus forms must be filled out in order to transfer the student into another class while these are going on. Condoms are available in the Med center and in most restrooms (boys and girls rooms both). * - Morrisey of course referrs to the Morrisey game at UCSD campus (or actually any university at this point) in the 80s and 90s where you'd sit outside the Visual Arts Department and try to determine the gender of the people coming out of the building. If you succeeded, you'd get your points. It was a drinking game. If you could not determine the gender even on close examination, the creature was labeled "MORRISEY!" and everyone would drink. See? Morrisey. You try it. |
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As for Feelin' Like A Nut or Not...
Nuts usually go first, and also usually attract attention fom bad guys first. Not feeling nutty today? That's okay. Not Nuts get more work done, and are often trusted more. Variations on the theme include "well past Nuts and into Zany" to reward absolutely bonkers behaviors at the most important times, "doesn't want to admit they're a little bit crunchy" which might indicate the nice quiet kid in the back of the class who suddenly saves us all by riding a Velociraptor into battle, and goes right back to being quiet after it's done. |